hihi ppl, i have decide not to post for a week or so cuz i guess i post too much liao then ppl no time to read and there r more tests and projects come up =.= btw this pirate of the caribbean pic is damn cool!!!! ahhhhh johnny depp rox!!!! i cant wait for the movie!!

blah this it huming reporting from........ok, seriously i am getting tired of saying that=.= so skipskip

1> my blood is currently boiling at 100 degree now
2> all because of my mother nagging=(
3> haaeeelllooo? i am almost 14 already!!! i noe wad i am doing and i do not need her to keep telling me! she may not be tired of saying it but I am seriously tired of hearing it. duh!
4> right! i shall stop thinking about that if not i will DIE sooner....*breathe in...breathe out....breathe in....breathe out...*
5> ok, lets think about some happy stuff like the BIRD NEST!!!
6> the bird nest is getting bigger and bigger by the day=)
7> but damn it! i am at school and i cant video the bird building the nest=(
8> and my mother doesnt know a thing about IT stuff=.=
9> btw tomorrow i muz also go the sky garden opening cermony and write some calligraphy for the minister taman(i dunno how to spell) to see..hahas then i can pon lessons=)
10> sammie u muz also video me hor! lol! jkjk

some interesting facts that u all may wanna noe(questions by minister taman):
p.s: most the horrible answers are the truth=P

1Q: how do u think learning calligraphy has help u?

HORRIBLE ANS: i learnt how to play with the mo zhi and not dirty my shirt.
MODEL ANS: i learnt to be more patient and know more about chinese culture=)

2Q: do u think that the sky garden is a good place for u to study?

HORRIBLE ANS: i pui ar! it is a total waste of the precious goverment
money. wtf how in the world can a stupid stage and some tables and chairs costs sooo much???!!! the place is damn hot during the noon...go there and u will become a roasted pig=.= the floor is dirty too and how can it be called a GARDEN when there is not even a single pathetic plant in there??!! seriously, i rather study in the classroom then go there.

MODEL ANS: yes definetely! it has a open space there which allows imagination and creativitive=)

3Q: how has the sky garden benefit you?

HORRIBLE ANS: DUN KNOW DUN CARE(inspired by sj)
MODEL ANS: we have more interestings lessons in the sky garden=)

ok thats for today bb. good night=)lalalalas

hihi this is huming reporting from a planet called earth. AGAIN...=.=

ok wad should i say?hmmm...i shall tok in point forms(got the idea from sj)hehe i find it easier=)
1>od u dnatsrednu eht tihs i ma g yas?

2>i teb u nud

3>sa eht ginyas seog: diputs si sa diputs nac eb=)

4>os i sseug enoyna ohw daer siht parc si diputs

5>siht si ylemertxe nuf dna emal

ok, sooo can u comprehend? lol i guess not. cuz thats the language from mars...er or issit pluto?
no, wait i think it should be venus......or OH FORGET IT! WHO CARES WHERE THE HACK IS THAT STUPID LANGUAGE FROM!=.= sad i think i am going senile soon...and sj will hate me=(

right right now for the real blogging stuff:
1> i dun feel like posting the bird nest pics cuz i simply cant be bothered(sry)
2> i may try my best to post it tomorrow though=)
3> school's today is boring as boring can be...
4> i am thinking of the bird nest now=) and my heart is filled with joy
5> well actually i think of nothing but the bird nest all day
6> i pray to god that everything will go smoothly for the bird nest
7> i am starting to become a bird nest freak aint i? omigod!
8> feeling happy cuz got no chem test 2morrow which means i can slack the whole night
9> but there r so many freaking projects coming up...sianzzzz
10>i seriously muz go bathe now...i smell like a pig=(

report completed. this is huming officially signing off. have a nice evening!

P.S: btw the venus/pluto/mars or wadever language is a real code or u can say a riddle. so the first person who can tell me the correct answer of wad i am saying will win a prize=)A REAL NICE PRIZE! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

hihi this is huming reporting from a planet called Earth.
1> it is 9.40pm now
2> and i dun feel like sleeping
3>i am so happy about the bird nest outside my house(pictures of it and the bird will be post tommorow if i have time)
4>i am staring into space like an idoit
5>cuz i dun noe wad to do
6>i juz remembered that tomorrow is monday
7>which sux cuz mondays are boring
8>especially when there is going to be an english test
9>i cant think of anything to write...=.=
10> ok i think i will go read anne of the green gables until 10 and go sleep=)

report completed. thanks for reading all this crap. good night!

haha i change a skin...but sadly the html got problem then the template is wrong as the thing is slanted to the left=.= but anyways still can lah. hahax hope u like the new skin and plz tag!

today is a boring day, cuz today is sports day, and sports days are always boring thus i say today is a boring day, understand? i guess not, cuz cant u see that i am toking crap? lol. right, my bro is seeing some stupid show on the tv now and i got nth to do=.= my life still isnt getting more excitement, argh! i am wasting all my precious teenage years away*sob* ok lets tok about my boring boring day.

i wake up at 5.40 am sharp today. First, i go brush my teeth and clean my face then change into my school uniform. Next, i eat my breakfast prepared by my mama which consist of: one 200ml cup of hot milo and one half-boiled egg with black soy sauce. Then, i go toliet and then i pack my bag then i wear my socks then my shoes. Then i realised that i am running very late so i say 'shit' thus i quick chiong down to the mrt station and lucky i managed to catch the train in time. Then,....... haha have i totally bored u out? i hoped i did, cuz thats wad i am trying to do. Muahahahahaha!!!!*evil*

ok, real stuff now. hmm...school got nth much to tok about so skip to lunch. me, je and sj went to sumo hse to eat lunch, the things there quite cheap lah i only spent $5.50(which i considered cheap for a japanese meal). the udon there sooo nice lor haha then i say something about the hot pink bikini which i should not have, cuz it causes je and sj to laugh like mad cow and i nearly become a murderer as je nearly choke laughing=) then a group of boys from our class come(include 33) so we quickly scram and go big book shop walk walk. lol then me and sj saw a ball game that we really wanted to play but got no money to buy and je refuse to lend us*sad* i really want that lame snake and ladder game!!! argh nvm i go buy next time haha=) and everything at the stadium went like a blur and sammie really pissed me off. i juz realise that the chi chi chi chi sounds that she made is IRRITAING like HELL! argh the sounds are still ringing in my ears now=( and she kept on pushing me too, WAAAAA i got bullied by my own chinchilla wth.

errr...the mrt ride home is also boring except thati saw a women with those words printed on her T-shirt(and i cant help noticing that she got humongous b***s=.=) the words are: u better eat a sleeping pill, so that the only time u will not think of me is in ur dreams!....how 'romantic'=) lols.....ok thats all for today bb!

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on, "And how do you know that you're mad?"
"To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"
"I suppose so," said Alice.
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

yo ppl i in a veri good mood today MUAHAHAHA. ok i got a LOT of things to talk about.
FIRST- the irritating and freaky monkey named manka=.=

many brainless ppl think i like him but that is juz so NOT true. he is sooo childish and immature, if he is my brother i will surely slap some sense into his idoitic mind. haiz...sad i am tortured by his craziness EVERYDAY, he is the only person in the whole world that can torture me until like that, mainly because he is a GUY and i hate GUYS juz like i hate BUGS. all guys are evil and they cannot be trusted(except for ur dad of course) but i am happy because he got scolded by that Lee BK today muahahaha. WTH, he keep telling to go on a date with him, yesterday is esplanade and today is hotel 81, and he say we will kiss there ARGHH !BITE ME. he is sooo gross that i wanted to puke. but i understand that he juz wanted to irritate me and sadly he is successful cuz i am so freak out(he even tried to kiss my water bottle). but DUH! he is like so desparate for love. lets juz hope he will grow faster so that his brain cells will mature faster=)

P.S: although i do appreciate the paper heart he give me (but i didnt take), lol he said he made it himself but i dont believe him haha.

SECOND- DEDICATED SOLELY TO MY DEAR CHINCHILLA SAMMIE

right, i admit that i shouldnt lie on ur back of anything but that's juz wad a essentic person like me do issnt it? muahahaha, besides u r my chinchilla and ur back is VERY COMFORTABLE. and i DO NOT treat ur back like a cushion=.= duh! besides carrots are good for chinchillas u should learn how to appreciate my kindness, cuz u got SPEACIAL treatment from me hahaha. if u nv eat carrot u will get sick and i have to bring u to see a vet which will cost me a BOMB. and singapore vet sucks(knew that from jiun jiun), they will ill-treat u and give u injections that make u faint, understand? and most importantly u will not get to eat any chocolate puffs or pokie when u r sick, and i dont want u to come crying to me .so be a guai guai chinchilla okie? if not i drool on ur table everyday=)*muacks* <33333>

P.S: lol i feel like i am writing an essay.

THIRD- HUIMING'S ACHIEVEMENTS IN LIFE! MY GLORIES MUAHAHAHA
- i take my first step in life when i am only 10 months old! yea! three cheers for huiming!
- graduated kindergarden with flying colours =) hooary!
- got 2nd in class for pri 1 and 2!
- got 2nd place for the storytelling competition! $60 cash price=)
-3 of my drawings get publish in the newspaper!woohoo
- became a prefect in charge of backstage and get to order ppl around haha i so evil.
- became a maths coach to teach the EM3 ppl maths, muahaha i so de clever sia
- awarded the most self-discipline and self-motivated pupil in pri 6 ! my most proud award=)
-to have collected 20 barbie dolls! yea! barbie dolls rox!
- TO BE ALIVE AND KICKING UNTIL NOW!


CONCLUSION:

er sry hehe i got no time to blog leh...or u can say plain laziness. went library juz now and borrow LOTS of books that are mainly classics, influnce by shiu jiun. again. anyways i got a damn IMPORTANT message to get across:

DO NOT! AND I SAY THAT AGAIN, DO NOT! LINK ME TO UR BLOG. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE BLOG! PLZ REMOVE MY LINK FROM UR BLOG ASAP(THIS INCLUDE SHIU JIUN).I APPRECIATE UR CO-OPERTAION=)

P.S. i will not blog until shiu jiun remove my link

yea!! i got a new skin...nice rite? hehe, jing er keep telling me to change so i change lor. haiz super tired now cuz juz now shiu jiun make me laugh too hard(you tiao)^_^ my shoulder also very suan haiz, i think i muz go rest a bit liao. juz now tell sammie how to upload template...say until i wanna vomit blood she still dunno. guess i dunno how to explain, jing er u better help her. haiz bb hope u all like my skin=)

P.S: i bought yuan zhen her b'day prezzie liao=)

lol seriously...i find this super lame...anyways it is juz for fun and laughter so dun get angry if u dun like wad u see here ok thanks. bb i go study maths test liao=)

OMG i juz went for a hair cut, and u noe wad?.....It SUXxxxxxxx!!! Ahhhh....the hairdresser cut until so SHORT and THIN until i got no hair like that, how in the world can i tie some stupid damn plaids now???!!! wtf, i feel like killing myself now. should not have even think of layering my hair lor *sob*.Argh the more i think the more my blood boils, and shiu jiun u influence me one lor. haiz, sry my friends i dun think you will be able to see me at skool 2morrow and the straits time headline will probably be: A GIRL STUDYING IN NHHS COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE SHE CANNOT TIE THE FREAKIN PLAIDS. i dun think i will write a will but i will ask someone to help take care of my cute chinchillas, so dun worry sammie and jiun jiun, and dun miss me so much if not i will not be able to RIP. Farewell...Sayonara....=...(

P.S: shiu jiun is a llama cum chinchilla now, samantha is a chinchilla cum sea slug cum turkey, jun jie is a horsey cum fly, jing er is a beaver now, yuan zhen is a giraffe, su eng is a stick insect and i am a seeeeaaaalll! yea!*seal dances* pictures of everyone will be post 2morrow=)

P.P.S: most of the ideas come from sammie so if u want to kill, kill her not me. thanks!

NOTICE:
PLZ BE INFORMED THAT THIS BLOG IS STRICTLY PRIVATE FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ONLY! DO NOT GO TELLING EVERYONE U NOE ABOUT THIS BLOG OR LINK ME TO UR BLOG. I WILL BE MUCH APPRECIATED WITH UR CO-OPERATION.THANKS.

PS: I WELCOME SPAMMERS TO MY BLOG AS I MYSELF LURVE TO SPAM^_^

doin the stupid agroculture thing that poony ask us to do. wth she is the most irritating and hateful teacher i have seen in my life lor. she everytime walk past me then touch my shoulder, my hand, my table, or my pencil box. haiz anyhow touch here touch there, manka also suffer the same fate as me=( lol. then last time manka too irritated by her liao so he go spray water at her skirt. tsktsk luckily she nv see. now i hate geog because of her. sad. she should retire earlier lah also dunno how to teach...only read from the pps.

*cough cough* anyways juz now i swallow a sweet=.= then my throat now very uncomfortable. haiz i must go drink some water liao(if not will die) buais.

Happy Birthday Jun Jie! yea i manage to post tis in time=) it is 11.58 pm 7 april so it is still ur birthday haha, may all ur wishes come true!

Hi everyone, haha my first post! so proud of myself for creating this blog successfully=)

haiz today is Good Friday and my life is currently lacking the excitement that i need badly for a teenager's life. Luckily my cousins r coming tonight if not i will surely die out of boredom. Nth much to write about except for the fact that i just adopted two super duper cute chinchillas(a kind of rodent, see above image) named 'Jiun Jiun' and 'Sammie'. Both of them r very very naughty but also very clever always score high high for their CAE (Chinchilla's Academy Examination).

Jiun Jiun favorite food is carrot and raisins(a very healthy diet) while Sammie favourite food is strawberry pokie and chocolate puff which can be bought from NHHS canteen(a very unhealthy diet). So, can u see the difference between my two chinchillas? hehe. anyways i will have fun time torturing them with my madness on Monday muahahahaha*evil*

P.S :Sammie hate carrots she always bite me when i give her carrots=.=